Welcome to "IF I WERE KING OF THE WORLD"

HOLY CRAP!!! The whole world is out of control. RUN, run for your lifes... here. No not here where I'm at - here.. click the link "here"...

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WAIT!... as Supreme Ruler, I can fix this.... stay tuned for updates.....Quick, get me the United Nations on the phone.Tell them it's their KING calling... what do you mean 'It's busy?!!'... say, what's that RED phone for? Hotline to WHERE???

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